Advanced Exotic Straight Sex Positions

Sex positions using common furniture items

It is highly recommended that couples try making love using some common furniture items (table, chair, sofa, etc.), which adds greatly to the variety and excitement of sex life.

The woman can lie comfortably on her back on the table and spread out her legs upwards, so that he can penetrate her easily standing near the edge of the table. This is a very comfortable position and the penetration is very easy. The man can support her legs with his hands. He can stimulate her genitals gently while thrusting. She will get moved around quite a lot in this position, therefore the man has to make sure she feels comfortable, for example, her head is not banging on the wall.

"Seated positions" are the first positions to try using a chair. The man has to sit own on a chair. The woman can lower herself on his penis by sitting down onto his lap. She can sit down on his penis facing him, facing away or sideways. In the face-to-face seated position the penetration is quite deep, and the position is highly erotic, especially for a woman due to high friction, which stimulates her clitoris. When facing away, the woman is the one to set tempo and she can take away some of her body weight by leaning forward a bit. In sideways position the penetration angle is not very deep and this position is mainly good for fooling around. It is very convenient for a man to reach and stimulate her genitals in the sideways seated position, which she will enjoy a lot.

Men will find themselves very passive in all seated positions and are highly unlikely to reach orgasm in this way. The woman however can reach orgasm, especially, in face-to-face seated position, which she is likely to enjoy very much. In the other seated positions, however, without additional stimulation by hand the woman is unlikely to climax either.


Tao positions

Taoists paid special attention to aesthetic pleasure from lovemaking. Therefore Tao positions can be regarded as beautiful sex for beautiful people, well, at least a beautiful woman.

In a "Two fishes" position partners have to lie side-by-side facing each other. After he penetrates her, he has to lift her legs onto his. Apparently, there will not be very much activity in this position, yet couples may find it interesting to try.

"Mandarin ducks" position is a rear entry position with both partners lying on their sides. According to Taoist book it is a very seductive way of having sex, when a man slips his penis into her vagina with her lying relaxingly (an erotic way to wake her up), but there are very little movements as if nothing is happening. In this position a woman can stimulate her breasts and nipples as he thrusts, and a man caress her body with his upper hand.

"Butterflies in flight" is woman-on-top position with both partners' legs kept together. In this position the woman controls the rhythm and his movements are very limited. This position allows for very close and sensual body contact.

In "Seagulls on the wing" position the woman lies back on the bed with her legs down over the edge of the bed. The man kneels down on the floor and enters her from a kneeling position. The advantage of this position is the unique penetration angle. In this position his penis and her vagina are parallel, which induces a high penetration angle, while in most other man-on-top positions the man thrusts downwards.

"The pine tree" position is excellent for men with shorter penis. A couple can arrive at this position from the common man-on-top position. He should pull himself up and towards her to arrive at different penetration angle. She raises her legs and wraps them around his back. This position allows for deep penetration and the woman can pull herself towards the man with her legs.

In "The galloping horse" position the man sits down on his knees and pulls the woman (lying on her back) onto his knees. The man thrusts while holding onto her neck and foot like a bareback rider clinging to the mane and tail of a speeding horse.


Simple exotic positions

"The first posture" is very similar to missionary man-on-top position. He should lift his whole body on his hands and legs. The woman should hold her hands around his hands and lift her legs to embrace his buttocks. A man with a long penis can adjust the length of penetration in this position easily in order to avoid her discomfort.

"Vine intertwined" is the same as "Upper scissors" position described under side-by-side positions.

"The one who stops at home" is an unusual man on top position. Lying on her back, the woman tenses and raises her bottom and swivels her hips as she thrusts upward. He should follow her movements and make sure his penis does not slip out. She should rest her weight on her shoulders, preferably leaning onto soft pillows.

"The sixth posture" is a kneeling rear entry position. The man can reach and stimulate her genitals with his one free hand, while supporting his weight with the other.

In a "One leg up" position a woman should lie on her back and raise her one leg. He should kneel down in order to enter her. In this position it is convenient for her to reach and rhythmically massage or squeeze his penis.

"A phoenix playing in a red cave" is a position when the man sits down keeping his legs together and she sits on his lap facing him. Both the man and the woman can either hold to each other or lean back supporting themselves with hands. This is a very deep penetration position. The movements of both partners are quite limited in this position, therefore the man is unlikely to reach orgasm in this position, but women will enjoy this position very much due to friction and active stimulation of the clitoris with his body.

To arrive at "The goat and the tree" position he should sit down on a chair-like object. The woman then sits on his lap with her back to his front. The woman can spread her legs for easier penetration and better access to her clitoris. The man's movements in this position will be very limited, but his hands are free to caress her breast and clitoris. Without additional stimulation of her clitoris the woman is unlikely to reach orgasm in this position.


Advanced exotic techniques

"Frog fashion"

In "The crying out position" a man has to sit down with his legs slightly spread out. A woman sits between his legs facing him. She lifts her legs over his elbows so that it is convenient for him to lift her. Then the man lifts her and moves her from side to side. She can also support her weight by leaning back on her hands.

"The tenth posture" requires the man to kneel between her legs and over her body. The woman then lifts her bottom so that his penis can penetrate her vagina. She can initiate the movement and the partners can rock their bodies in a comfortably cozy fashion.

"Butterfly" position scores the highest marks in sex quality and satisfaction. A couple will have to take some time to adjust comfortably for this position. You need to find a place (such as high bed or low table) where a woman can comfortably lie down on her back so that her vagina is approximately 30 cm lower than his penis while the man is standing in front of her. Then the woman should put her legs on his shoulders and raise her bottom so that her back is straight, and her vagina meets the penis. The man should support her back by holding her buttocks. The penetration angle in the butterfly position is deep and such that it allows his penis to reach the G-spot and the woman has a great feeling of "weightlessness" in this position, which makes it one of the most unforgettable positions for her. Lovemaking can be either very sensuous or energetic in this position.

Concluding remarks

Which sexual positions a couple uses depends solely on the partners. It will become obvious to loving couples, which type of stimulation is most enjoyed by the other partner. Partners can only gain from experimenting with unfamiliar positions, just because people like new things. No matter what is said or written your own satisfaction and physical comfort are the key determinants of your sex life, just don't be afraid to ask your partners for something new. Good luck.

Women and Anal Sex: The Forbidden Zone of Pleasure

There's an area of a woman's body that is a secret erogenous zone, and there are a lot of guys who still haven't discovered it, or know how to use it. This place is a woman's anus.

That's right, her ass.

There are a large number of nerve endings in the rectum, making it a prime target for sexual stimulation. There is even a theory that a woman is sexually aroused by practically any kind of stimulation in a zone around her genitalia. Adding a little erotic attention to her backside can reap you a whopper of an orgasm that will have her begging to repeat the pleasure.

If she's ready and has had anal sex before, chances are you can just let her tell you how to start the proceedings. But if she hasn't tried taking any penetration back there, you need to work into it slowly.

Keep in mind, there are some important things to be aware of when you start heading towards her back door:


- First, always ask before you explore. You can do this in a very gentle way, such as putting your finger close by and asking "Do you mind, or do you prefer not?" You can also do this without asking by just running your fingers down her butt when she's on top of you. Tease your way very close, but not quite touching her anus. This is a kind of hint. Now, watch and feel for her body language. If she stops moving, or tenses up when you get close, she may have issues, and you should stop and talk about it again later. If, instead, she perks her little booty up in the air and grinds, she's probably indicating some interest.

(I've found that if you're already in a sexual relationship with a woman, you can usually just jokingly bring the topic up about a 'friend' of yours and see what her reaction is. Every woman I've ever done this with has made her feelings known right away about this.)

- Always use some kind of lubrication. Always.

- It’s always painful until she relaxes, so go VERY slowly. Start by just pressing on her butt with your fingertip, rubbing it slowly. Then, use your pinky finger to penetrate and go from there. It's actually more important to not penetrate too deep than it is to use too fat a finger. Her sphincter muscle closes at several points, and it's painful to go too deep without warning.

- Never use the same finger, toy, whatever, on both her butt and the vagina. This is exceptionally bad hygiene that will likely give her a UTI (Urinary tract infection.) Not pretty or fun, and you don’t want her cursing your name every time she has to scream when peeing. Be clean. And make absolutely sure to wash your hands afterwards.


A lot of women like stimulation in the posterior, and yet they are also torn, believing the stigma that anal stimulation or sex is filthy and degenerate. (There are still laws on the books of many states against sodomy - the act of anal sex.) If this is your taste and not hers, respect her wishes and stay away. You’ll find that if you do well in pleasing her in other areas, she may get curious later on, and it could lead to working her up to some anal sex at a later point as well.

[And worth mention here... Last minute tip on giving a woman oral sex - intensify the clit-licking you're giving her by slipping a finger into her anus. This sends most women over the edge!]

Anal Sex: How To Enter, Analingus, Positions

Overview of Anal Sex

No man can deny he has not been curious about anal sex. As opposed to straight sex, which practically all men enjoy, anal sex experience differs greatly from man to man. If you learn to do it comfortably, every man will love anal sex. The key things about anal sex are lubrication and, yes, tenderness.

Many women dislike anal sex simply because it hurts, but it should not be the case, and if done correctly women are likely to find it enjoyable and appealing. The greatness of anal sex lies in the fact that stimulating anus greatly enhances the body's erotic perception. Most people that have tried anal sex are surprised by the extremely strong sexual sensation it provides. A good lover can make the woman climax in anal sex by stimulating her genitals with hand, and that feeling will be something special for her.

Anal sex is good for spicing up a sex life for boring sex and good relationship is not something that comes together. Anal sex provides uniquely different feelings for both partners and both physically and in mind. Although anal sex is usually associated with roughness and harshness, it should generally be loving and gentle.


It is most recommended that you use condom in anal sex, even if you are absolutely sure that your partner has no diseases. Due to natural reasons there are a lot of bacteria in her ass that can make his penis swell and catch infection. Condom would also help you to gather semen, which a woman might fear be able to mess up her ass.

Be sure to use lubricants if you are going for anal sex. It is highly recommended that you read the guide's section about lubricants before you commence. If you are too lazy, however, remember to use water-based lubricant, which is compatible with condom.

How to enter

First penetration is the most difficult part of anal sex for the man is most likely to find her anus very tight and it is very likely for her to hurt a little or a lot depending on the skill of her lover. There is no easy advice around it. If the man is a caring and curious lover, he can ask her to enter a finger or two in his anus to get a much better understanding how it feels for her than any written advice can give.

The key in penetration is in tenderness and slowness. The anal sex will not be any good and will hurt if her ass will be tense. The man can start off with slowly sliding a well-lubricated finger inside her ass. The anus of the woman is likely to tense and relax in a more or less random fashion reacting to the presence of the external body. The man has to move the finger slowly both when sliding it in and pulling out, allowing her to adjust and relax.

The man should consider the size of his penis relative to the finger. Perhaps, he can allow her adjust to two fingers, after starting off with one. Then the man has to put the tip of his well-lubricated penis (preferably in condom) at her anus and slowly penetrate it. No rush and no quick movements, and it will work greatly.

Anal sex should not be very long, especially, until the woman's body is quite used to this kind of activity, simply because it will start to swell and hurt for her. With time however, her ass will get used to thrusting and feel very comfortably during anal sex.

About analingus

One other part of the body that some people enjoy licking, or having licked, is the anus. The anus has half the nerve endings in the pelvic region and many people find touching it to be sexually arousing. Although we haven't mentioned safer sex yet as part of this series, we will here: the anus and rectum carry many diseases that live quite benignly in your lower digestive tract, but which can be harmful in your mouth or stomach. Performing anilingus is a very risky behavior for a variety of bacterial infections. Refer to the section on safer sex techniques for ways to protect yourself if you or your partner enjoys this activity.

Anal Sex Positions

For actual intercourse, picking a position can be important. Many women want to be on top, to regulate how fast penetration occurs. Other like to lie on their stomachs, or crouch doggy-style, or to be penetrated while lying on their sides. Choose what's best before you start.

As always, control yourself. Take your time and use lots of lubricant. People who like anal sex say that "too much lube is almost enough." Listen to her -- if she tells you it starts to hurt, back off.

Eventually, a time will come during your lovemaking where her anus will relax enough to allow the head of your cock to 'pop' into her. If she is completely relaxed, that pop should feel completely painless. Now just because you're inside her is no reason to start pounding away like mad. Let her body adjust. Take your time. Eventually you will both be ready for more.

Anal sex is usually considered a 'nasty' sex and loving partners can make the best meaning of it. Good luck (you will need it much more than with straight sex)!


Work your way up to it -- as with any sex, it is often best to start out gradually, even away from errogenous zones completely. Remember how you used to fool around for hours before sex? It was pretty exciting, wasn't it. Anyway, even after you've gotten to the erogenous zones, you might consider performing cunnilingus/fellatio on them first. Simply work your way downward from there toward her anus, gradually.

An oil-based lubricant like Vaseline is advisable here, though not really for lubrication, simply because it's that final protection from any smell/taste you might worry about. Of course, you might not mind, but it was worth mentioning in case you did.

No matter what position you're using, your hands, or your partner's will probably be necessary to make access easier. You have far more control and better contact if their butt-cheeks are spread away from their actual anus.

What exactly to do, tongue-at-anus, varies a lot from person to person. Some prefer a light flicking, gently licking around the center, or gently pushing at it. Some prefer a deeper probing, with your tongue held rigid and pushed firmly inside.

Another method is to widen your tongue to apply pressure over the entire outside area...this is often much more stimulating than you'd imagine. Yet another good idea is to try firmly licking, or even sucking on, the perinium (the area between the anus and genitals.

The best method would be to combine all of these, and pay close attention to what your lover enjoys most. As in all sex, you would get them to believe in giving you a lot of feedback/signals, whether moaning, thrashing about, talking...whatever they are most comfortable with. They should increase or decrease this with their pleasure, so that you can learn what they like (it is different from person to person, this may be the most important secret of sex).

If you're going to engage in this for a long time, especially if you won't be switching back and forth between analingus and cunnilingus for texture, you probably will want to provide some stimulation to their genitals, as analingus is a pretty mild form of contact that probably won't bring them to orgasm, or even keep them heavily stimulated, all by itself.

However, remember that using your hands for stimulating her genitals will leave you short-handed for keeping her cheeks spread, so it is better to stimulate her genitals while you are in a comfortable position to freely thrust your penis in her ass.

Sex Positions 101: Because Missionary Style is Boring

The Jigsaw Jackknife

How to do it: When she's lying on her side, lie down facing her. Then straddle her bottom leg and rest her top leg around your waist. You should fit together like, um, two puzzle pieces.

Tip: To maximize your momentum, grab her thigh like the oar of a slave galley and pull her against you when you thrust.

Amanda, 24, says: "He can pull me open by raising my leg higher and give me everything he's got. But, the best is when he slowly rotates his hips in a circle, like he's stirring me."

Brian says: I've never tried this one before, but it doesn't look very comfortable. My lower body would probably fall asleep, which is a bad thing. A VERY bad thing.


The Praying Mantis

How to do it: Find a spot for her to sit on that's about one foot lower than your pelvis . (Think: hood of a car, the boss' desk...) Stand at the edge, lean her back, and let her feet rest on your shoulders. Hoist her butt up with your hands so that her back forms a straight line, her pelvis is tilted upward, and your crotches are shaking hands.

Tip: Give her a bonus shot of ecstasy by encouraging her to dial "O".

Frances, 27, says: "The only time I've ever had multiple orgasms was in this position. There's something about him grabbing my ass..."

Brian says: Just the thought of fucking a girl on top of my boss' desk is turning me on right now!!
Sara, 28, says: "This is way better than the missionary position because we're lined up more evenly, so every move rubs my clit."

Brian says: I've never tried this one and I doubt I will ever do. It just looks too close-up, which is good in a way but not TOO close. I don't think I want the girl to see my eyes all rolled back when I cum.


The Cherry Push-Up

How to do it: Slide two or four inches up from missionary, but with your legs on the outside. Cup your arms around her shoulders and lie flat against her. She tilts her pelvis up, which creates a more erotic up-and-down motion.

Tip: If she wants you to fish in deeper waters, she can spread her inner thighs wider and wrap her ankles around your calves.


The Humpty-Rumpty

How to do it: She lies on her stomach, keeping her legs together. Straddle her. To make your grand entrance easier, hold her ass deliciously up, so her belly's pressed into the mattress. Slip into her and lean on your forearms for support.

Tip: If you can't get the right angle, slide a big pillow under her lower body so that she's sloped in the right direction.

Cynthia, 29, says: "He's so close to me that he can whisper nasty things to me or nibble on my ear. I love that we can be so sensual and intimate, and at the same time he's grinding me."

Brian says: This position looks way too tricky for me. It also looks like the guy on top is raping the girl on the bottom, the way their bodies joined together. However, I do like the "dirty talks" aspect. "Oh yeah, oh baby you're so tight oh yeah!!!" [wry laugh]

Brian says: This one is hard [no pun intended] for me when I tried it. After a few minutes of thrusting, my knees got all chafed up from the carpet. However if you aim slightly upward as you thrust in you'll most likely hit the G-spot. Yay?


The Jackhammer

How to do it: Have her sit on the edge of a chair or couch, legs spread, and have her lean back. Kneel in front of her and throw her feet over your shoulders. When you enter her Bermuda Triangle, your pelvis should be slightly higher than hers for maximum downward thrust. Commence drillin'.

Tip: If the couch is too high, kneel on the edge of it to straddle her. Grab the sofa for leverage.

Nicole, 24, says: "This is not a gentle 'making love' kind of position. This is my favorite way of getting it on because you're at an angle whree a guy really has to give it to you."


The Dirty Santa

How to do it: Park yourself in an armless chair that's narrow enough for her to comfortably straddle. (Avoid wicker, unfinished wood, or any other chair with a surface that has potential to pinch, splinter, or chafe your rump roast.) Then let her hop on your pogo stick and bounce up and down to her heart's content.

Tip: Keep your feet together and tilt your hips upward--this angling gives her a good grinding surface to work against.

Rachel, 25, says: "I don't know any woman who doesn't like the naughty feeling of mounting her man while he's in the sitting position. It's like an X-rated lap dance."

Brian says: This is my favorite sex position of all. It just feels so intimate when a girl straddles your body while you're sitting down and grinds her hip against yours. You can control how fast and how deep she grinds by grabbing her ass and moving her body with yours. With practice, it is possible to thrust upward in a rhythm, or move your lower body side to side and back and forth to further stimulate her clit and G-spot [provided that you can FIND where that blasted thing is]. As an added bonus, her breasts should be bouncing in front of your face. Hint hint...

Brian says: This looks boring, and I think it'll take me forever to cum. If a girl straddles then rock back and forth slowly, the legs tends to fall asleep. I'd try it, but I doubt that I will like it. Once again, it is VERY important that your lower body doesn't fall asleep in the middle of sex.


The Wobbly Wheelbarrow

How to do it: Sit upright with your legs outstretched, then have her straddle your lap and positions her legs behind your back. It helps if you lean against something, such as a wall or a headboard. Have her lift her lower body off the bed onto your lap, leaning back onto her hands for support. Then cast your rod slightly downward to meet her port of entry.

Tip: Give an assist by cupping her butt and pulling her toward you.

Molly, 27, says: "I'm in control of 'how deep' and 'how fast' in this position. I'm a huge fan of the rocking motion, because he doesn't get overexcited...and lasts longer."


Girl on the Side

How to do it: With the two of you lying on your sides, spoon her from behind (don't gag--it gets better). Have her wrap her legs around you. Then slide in, and slowly thrust.

Tip: To create a tighter container for you and more friction for her, keep her top leg pressed down with your arm.

Laura, 29, says: "This one's a winner because he's rubbing all the right places from behind, but you're cuddling at the same time."
Brian says: I think this one should be reserved for those oh-so-romantic moments in a relationship. You know, gag-fests such as Valentine's night, anniversaries, wedding night, etc etc. I would try it though, because both person gets what they want--the guy gets sex while the girl gets the cuddling.


Jackpot.

How to do it: You lie on your back and she kneels on top of you. Make the connection.

Tip: To make insertion easier and add a touch of eroticism, lick her fingers and have her rub your tip. After contact, push her forward or back to get the right grip for your ballcarrier. Top o' the Morning

Jenny, 26, says: "I like being on top not only because I get to do things my way but because I love seeing his agony/ecstasy face when I go fast, then slow, teasing him the whole way."

Brian says: I learned the hard way that giving the girl too much freedom during sex is a bad thing--they will torture you by bucking and and down, then stopping completely right before you're about to cum. Lay there like a log if you dare, I don't recommend it though.


Bow-Wow-Wow!

How to do it: With your woman on all fours, enter her from behind. In slow thrusts, move in and out of her, gradually increasing your speed, then alternating between slow and fast pace to build her O-ticipation.

Tip: Spread her legs wider for deeper penetration. Don't just grab onto her ass and pump away--do something with your hands. Lightly pinch her nipples or let her suck on your fingers. No air guitar--if she catches you in the mirror, you're toast.

Rebecca, 28, says: "What I like most is that it's a very primal position. I love being spun around and humped like an animal. I feel so vulnerable, but it's so hot."

Brian says: It's a reaaaaally bad idea to bark like a real dog while you're humping your woman from behind in this position. Feel like a porno-star though.

Muff Divers Of The World: Your woman may never let you go

If you really love getting into your woman's body, all of it, and are willing to employ the single most important talent that any man can possess, Finesse, then stay right here and read on for this female's perspective on what it is about oral sex that makes a woman go weak in the knees and groan . . . for real!

You gotta really love eatin' pussy! If you are turned off by the smell, the texture, the discharge of the natural lubrication of this area or any other aspect of this act, don't feel bad. Oral sex is NOT for everyone. You should never do what you dislike even when you really want to please your mate. It will backfire in the end because, eventually, one party will begin to dread the initiation of the experience and this turns into a major bummer.

There is nothing worse than a woman gagging on a cock or a man getting grossed out by his tongue in a woman's vagina. It's a total turn-off for both parties and ultimately not worth the effort.

The great thing about oral sex is that you can look like a Poindexter and still be brilliant sexually! It doesn't matter how big you are, how hard your cock is, how broad your shoulders are, or how gorgeous your face is. Go for it, guys, and any woman of like mind can be yours!

Get Ready.
Sure, you guys have read all there is to read about foreplay. But what about foreplay before oral sex? Do all those things you love to do: kiss and fondle her breasts, make her feel that she is Venus On The Half-Shell, kiss her deeply and passionately, run your hands over all of her . . . EXCEPT her genitals. Think of this area as a wonderful exotic flower that only you can open and control. DO NOT ram, bam, slurp, or suck this area. Finesse is the key word.

Any area inside the thighs is highly erogenous. Be creative! Use your loving mouth, tongue, and lips on the areas surrounding her genitals. Be gentle. Caress and worship every connecting part of her anatomy. Take your time and really get into this. Wait until you see how hard your cock gets when your woman really starts to get aroused.

Get Set.
Keep moving. Establish a natural rhythm. Be sensitive to the way your woman's body is responding to you. If you are enjoying what you are doing, there is no way your woman won't know it. What a turn on! Remember, men, all the secrets of the universe are there before you. If you rush or become too rough, you are bound to miss the best a woman has to offer. Think of the spreading petals of a precious flower. Lift her buttocks and spread her legs ever wider. Remember, you are as gentle as spring rain and she is yielding to your every move.

Go!
When neither of you can stand it any longer, use your tongue as if it was a feather. Touch her vagina lightly, licking the labia and finding the vaginal opening. Sure, stick your tongue in and out, but remember, the REAL thing is still waiting for your mouth. Be gentle. You are not eating watermelon. This part of a woman's body is so very sensitive. Don't ruin everything you've accomplished up to this point by becoming brutal or rough.

When you sense the time is right, move to the clitoris. How will you know when the time is right? Different women give different signals. A dead giveaway is when your partner tries to position herself so that your mouth can find her. If you are properly into this act and you are in tune with each other, it is pretty hard not to know. Let her guide you and take her direction willingly. You won't be sorry.

Stimulation of the clitoris is what brings a woman to orgasm. You are now at the point where the flower is there for you and you are exerting a certain amount of power and control. Treat your woman right. Flick your tongue quickly and rhythmically against her clitoris. Use your tongue to make wide and sensual strokes from the vaginal opening to the clitoris, where you might want to linger and manipulate her a little longer, then repeat the stroking.

You can't miss! At this point, you're a natural and she will come .. . hard. And probably more than once if you continue to keep her properly stimulated.

What a treat for both of you. Simultaneous oral sex is divine too, but a certain amount of control must be exerted so that neither party gets hurt in the heat of your final moments. This most intimate and loving of sexual experiences can be a double-edged sword. If you do it right, she may never let you go! A man who knows how to give great oral sex is worth his weight in gold! I promise, you will get it back ten-fold.

Hats Off To Cocksuckers

Hats off to the cocksuckers of the world. They make guys feel good often at some discomfort to themselves. I love and respect the women who have sucked my cock and treat them well. I have never seen it as a one-way street and I always (try to) return the favor.
Here's the way I like it. Yes, the hard-on's gotta be there. I never ask a girl to stick my soft-off in her mouth. Sometimes I gotta suck some tit or kiss some ass first, but I do and make sure it's rock-hard and exciting before I stick it in her mouth. It's not just a feeling, it's a whole experience.

Sight.
I like a good view of the lips and the cock. It turns me on a lot more when she doesn't handle my cock, but keeps the whole thing visible to me. Look me in the eye with a look dripping with sex. IT'S TRUE, you can have a cock in your mouth and NOT look sexy. Act like your turned-on. Better yet, relax and get really turned on.

Sound.
Slurp it up. I think the French say, "The more noise you make, the more you are enjoying your culinary delights." Works for me!

Smell.
Let's get the odors floatin'. Play around a little first. I think pheromones are the fundamental turn-on and most of us don't even know it. Personally, burying my nose in a sweet pussy while I'm gettin' sucked off is a little distracting, but sometimes I get so into the pussy that I kinda (really only kinda) forget about the blowjob. The wonderfulness of the pussy raises my interest to the max and squirt-squirt I cum about that pussy ten times harder than I would without the blowjob. A fantastic way to enjoy a pussy and I think the smell is the key.

Taste.
A delicate subject among the ladies. I've had it land in my mouth when I was beatin off in bed. Ka-tooie! I can see how you'd get used to it, but it will never be ambrosia. (Thanks again, Cocksuckers!) Back to the subject - do some kissin' or that trick that gets your perfume all over me.

Feel.
I've had hundreds of blowjobs from hundreds of ladies (I do hookers). Most feel great, some hurt, and some are boring. GET INTO IT. Being delicate with a cock doesn't make sense. Get some suction going. Keep your teeth outta the way until you learn how to use them. For me, anyway, get as much cock meat into your mouth as you can. Don't just suck his cock. Make love to it like you want it to shoot and you can't wait.

It's a whole experience. You might be 'willing' to take a cock in your mouth, but that's not enough in the 00's where lousy blowjobs are a reality. There's a major message here:

"The best I blowjob I ever had was from the girl that liked it the most herself."

That's no bullshit. Girls who really wanna suck and fuck are the biggest turn-ons of all. I suspect this is true for virtually all men.

Whore.
It's a rotten macho-women-hater's word that pretends to disrespect women who like sex. Many of the women I have known want to please their man (or men), but don't want to cast themselves as some kinda whore. Don't do that! There's no such thing as a whore (if I'm wrong, then the truth is we are all whores). Get into it. Get the negligees. Get the oils. Turn the lights on. Throw the covers back. Strut your stuff. Smother him with your tits. Get naked. Get down!

p.s. If you're hooked up with a whoremongerin macho asshole, I don't care how handsome and big and popular he is, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE AND GO ENJOY YOUR OWN LIFE!

Penis envy: Ladies, you have a penis of your own for 24 hours.

Ladies, you have a penis of your own for 24 hours. Besides THE OBVIOUS, what will you do with that bad boy?

I'll lead. Try on boxers and briefs to see which I preferred. Take a piss and see what's so hard about shaking off that last drop. Wear tight jeans and see which leg It will hang down. Wear a jock strap and see what it feels like with something in it. Stand up naked with a hard-on and see if I fall forward. Give myself a handjob and see if I'm left-handed that way too. Lay in a tub of water and see if It floats. Write my name in the snow. Try to make It swing in a figure-eight pattern. Bestow a name on It. Measure It. See if I can give myself a blowjob (hey, Ron Jeromy can do it!). Strut my stuff like a Chippendale. Stick It in a vacuum cleaner hose to see what's the big attraction. Go take a leak in a men's bathroom and check out the other guys' equipment. Try on a condom. Hide it between my legs and see if I look like a girl.

Anna H. I would get all dressed up in a nice, slinky, black dress with lots of cleavage showing (I am assuming I get to keep my breasts although I would be happy to take a break from them for a few hours) and put on a pair of black thigh high stockings (assuming that Mr. Wiggly would be rather cramped in my normal pair of Hanes Control Top pantyhose). I'd put on some rather dramatic makeup, fluff my hair, and and put on a pair of heels.

Then I'd head off to one of the meat market dance clubs where I am assured of having lots of men hanging around. Wait about an hour and head off to the mens' room. Walk up to the urinal, making sure there were guys standing there too. Hike up my skirt and pull it out and take a pee. Look at the guy next to me and ask, "This is my first time trying this out, 'cause it just showed up a few hours ago! Just how many times do you have to shake this thing anyway?" And peeking at his say, "You know, I'm a woman, and damn, I think mine is actually bigger than yours!"


Blayze10. I'd beat off a lot. And I'd swing it around and around like my husband does, dancing around the house. And I'd bend over in front of the mirror, 'cause I love it when my hubby bends over so I can see his balls and dick a'hangin.

Carol A. I'm assuming in this "experiment" that I would still have my inherent female awareness. I'd be taking mental notes, experimenting, testing throughout the entire day.

My first recollection of penis envy was when I was seven years old on a camping trip with my family. My stepbrother, Bobby, could pee anywhere . . . it was easy, convenient, and tidy. I don't know if it's me or what, but to this day I find peeing outdoors next to impossible. So, if I had a penis, I'd drink lots of water and go for a hike!

Okay, call me a sex-crazed pig, but if I had it, I'd want to flaunt it, somewhat anyway. I'd be wearing blue jeans that have a slightly faded area right at the bulge. A sure eye-catcher. But I can tell you this: I would NOT be adjusting myself in public! I mean, really! And "pocket pool" . . . naaaaaah.

Oh, and ever since I made out with my first boyfriend as a teenager, I felt awful about leaving him with "blue balls". I have a very good male friend who has told me that this is a myth, ladies. But being a skeptic, I want to verify this for myself.

I also want erections within that 24-hour experience that will make me know once and for all if there is a big sensation difference between male and female orgasms. My guess is they're very similar ... can't wait to find out for sure!

And can we conduct this experiment during the winter months so I can write my name in the snow?

Sarah. I would constantly masturbate to see how it felt and then I would have someone blow me to see what technique felt better.

Halcyon. I'd wet my finger with spit and run it along the head to see why it drives men so wild. I'd coax some young thing into kissing it for me. I'd get another guy to stand in front of a mirror so we could watch each other jerk off together. I'd dip it into wet sand on a warm beach. I'd take a shit and see if it dangles into the bowl. I'd try to pee sitting down and see if it splashes. I'd sit around on the back porch where nobody could see me and just wiggle the skin between my fingers. (No, I do NOT want it circumcised!)

Alice. I would get out the porno I hid from my husband and put it in the VCR. I would take my clothes off and jack off like he used to do leaving him out of action. And I'd let him know every ingredient I used for lubrication that day, like the stories I have heard! Let's see here: baby oil, slippery stuff, shaving cream, soap in the shower, toothpaste, cooking oil, strawberry jam, and that motion lotion that gets hot when rubbed. What he would miss while he was at work! Oh, and I would have to wait till he is on the verge of falling asleep, and in a pitiful voice, whisper, "Suck me."


Gossamer. Of course I'd play with it first . . . make it dance, draw faces on it . . . swing it around. Then I'd go pee and see if it's really all THAT difficult to wipe the rim and put the seat down. After I got that mystery solved, I would get dressed and play a little pocket pool . . . you know, I think it must be fun to have a "toy" like that around all the time. OH! I'd see what it feels like to run naked with it . . . thinking it would be funny to have that thing wackin' all around when I run. I'd scratch my balls and then get hold of a friend that would let me fuck her so I would know what that feels like.

Dee C. First of all my dick would be about 7.5 inches long and hard, very hard and uncircumcised. I would go after a virgin. It would be the most beautiful experience she would ever have. I would convince her she would have the best of both worlds: the tenderness of a woman and the hardness of a man . . .

Just imagining what it would be like to be wrapped around warm, wet, tight, soft lips. Hmmmm, it would be so wonderful, so enjoyable.

MartianGirl. Attempt to figure out what the fascination with the "pissing contest" is. I would find out why it is that men have so much trouble lasting for more than ten minutes at a time. Find out why they always have to "adjust" and what is the correct position. Do those holes in the underwear really work? Try on a pair of Speedos and find out why men seem to think they are sexy on everybody. See what "sweaty ball syndrome" feels like. Find out why my balls itch all the time.

Karen R. If I had that southern buddy for a day, I think that I would definitely be touching it . . . quite a bit, just because it's there and I can. And how many times a day do you get to touch a penis just when you feel like it? I'd probably get so worked up about having the penis that I'd walk up to other people and say, "This is incredible . . . would you like to touch my penis?"
At random intervals during the day, I would suddenly shout, "Aaaahhhh, my penis is loose, my penis is loose!" And fling it out, and run around like a chicken with it's head cut off just to see what other guys would do.

Or if I was in class at school, and I was talking to someone, and my penis all of the sudden woke up, I'd say, "Hold on a second," and look down my pants and then say, "Yep, George was trying to get my attention. We'll be right back." And walk into the nearest bathroom and make funny breathing noises.


Rosebud. I don't really think I would like having a penis for a day because it seems like it would be uncomfortable to lug around all that extra weight RIGHT between your legs. But if I did have a penis for one day I would try to stretch it to see how flexible it it, tie it in a knot, wag it around and laugh about how funny it looks, see if it really hurts as bad as men say it does when you get hit right in the package, take it out and chase people down the street with it, pee and then wipe it with toilet paper to see why men don't, show it to everybody I know, and last but not least - I would try to hang something from my erection!

Debbie R. I would jump up and down on a trampoline and see if it could keep up. Then I'd try as hard as I can to give myself a blowjob. Then I'd stick it in a pineapple on the limp thing and watch it break when I get hard. Then I'd fuck a donut until it broke, then I'd put on a pair of boxers, watch the hog hang, and walk down the road with it dangling.

Kay D. Walk around in a corporate office setting and thump people in the head with my penis.

Yvette. First, I'd name it. Can't have a stranger making my decisions, even if it is only for one day! My penis's name would be "Homunculus" which means "Little Man" in Latin. Then I'd go out and get a Prince Albert (you know one of those tres chic genital piercings). I'd also want to try that towel trick, and Other Stupid Penis Tricks I read about. Of course, I'd have to take pictures of everything, lots of pictures, especially nude ones. It's not like you have a "penis for a day" any ol' day now, do ya?

Yonita. Since I have a tongue ring, I would suck myself off to see how it really feels and since I am double-jointed, I'd try humming on my own balls to see how that feels also.

Skydanca. If I had a penis for a day, I would also like a pair of nice big, heavy balls to go with it so I could weigh them in my hand, and run my nails gently over the wrinkles and get the feeling of them tightening up from both angles; and how it is when someone puts it in their mouth with icecubes; and see what the thrill is about bumping into someone and rubbing against them; and maybe, if I am luck, I can get someone to tease me and squeeze them under a table, in the car, a sneak squeeze in the store. And what the difference is between a regular blowjob and deep throat.

Noelle. If I had a penis, I would go to work and ask for a raise. Because, at my work, you obviously need a penis between your legs to get anywhere. Then I would try and find someone who I could perform anal sex on, to see if it's really all that, and I've always wanted to use the line, "But honey, it was an accident!"

Geezlouise. Oh the joy, to have a piece of manmeat of my very own for the day!! First, I would pamper it, just soak in the tub and watch it float, tenderly drying it off, then massaging warmed lotion on it, just for the feeling. I would dance and twirl to watch it move, wear no underpants and silk to see which is better, pee with no hands, close my eyes and run my nails up the shaft and across my balls, sit back in a chair and just softly smack it back and forth from hand to hand like a penis tennis match.

Pottsy-The-Webber I would have it bronzed so I could use it later cause I just know mine would be the biggest penis that ever dangled upon these vast lands of ours!!!! Maybe I could even have a vibrator made out of the bronzed penis??? That's what I would do with mine, besides THE OBVIOUS, that is.